Daddy-Long-Legs & Dear Enemy Page 8

  Isn’t Shakespeare wonderful?

  “Hamlet” is so much better on the stage than when we analyze it in class; I appreciated it before, but now, dear me!

  I think, if you don’t mind, that I’d rather be an actress than a writer. Wouldn’t you like me to leave college and go into a dramatic school? And then I’ll send you a box for all my performances, and smile at you across the footlights. Only wear a red rose in your buttonhole, please, so I’ll surely smile at the right man. It would be an awfully embarrassing mistake if I picked out the wrong one.

  We came back Saturday night and had our dinner in the train, at little tables with pink lamps and negro waiters. I never heard of meals being served in trains before, and I inadvertently said so.

  “Where on earth were you brought up?” said Julia to me.

  “In a village,” said I, meekly to Julia.

  “But didn’t you ever travel?” said she to me.

  “Not till I came to college, and then it was only a hundred and sixty miles and we didn’t eat,” said I to her.

  She’s getting quite interested in me, because I say such funny things. I try hard not to, but they do pop out when I’m surprised—and I’m surprised most of the time. It’s a dizzying experience, Daddy, to pass eighteen years in the John Grier Home, and then suddenly to be plunged into the WORLD.

  But I’m getting acclimated. I don’t make such awful mistakes as I did; and I don’t feel uncomfortable any more with the other girls. I used to squirm whenever people looked at me. I felt as though they saw right through my sham new clothes to the checked ginghams underneath. But I’m not letting the ginghams bother me any more. Sufficient unto yesterday is the evil thereof.

  I forgot to tell you about our flowers. Master Jervie gave us each a big bunch of violets and lilies-of-the-valley. Wasn’t that sweet of him? I never used to care much for men—judging by Trustees—but I’m changing my mind.

  Eleven pages—this is a letter! Have courage. I’m going to stop.

  Yours always,

  JUDY.

  April 10th.

  Dear Mr. Rich-Man,

  Here’s your check for fifty dollars. Thank you very much, but I do not feel that I can keep it. My allowance is sufficient to afford all of the hats that I need. I am sorry that I wrote all that silly stuff about the millinery shop; it’s just that I had never seen anything like it before.

  However, I wasn’t begging! And I would rather not accept any more charity than I have to.

  Sincerely yours,

  JERUSHA ABBOTT.

  April 11th.

  Dearest Daddy,

  Will you please forgive me for the letter I wrote you yesterday? After I posted it I was sorry, and tried to get it back, but that beastly mail clerk wouldn’t give it to me.

  It’s the middle of the night now; I’ve been awake for hours thinking what a Worm I am—what a Thousand-legged Worm—and that’s the worst I can say! I’ve closed the door very softly into the study so as not to wake Julia and Sallie, and am sitting up in bed writing to you on paper torn out of my history note-book.

  I just wanted to tell you that I am sorry I was so impolite about your check. I know you meant it kindly, and I think you’re an old dear to take so much trouble for such a silly thing as a hat. I ought to have returned it very much more graciously.

  But in any case, I had to return it. It’s different with me than with other girls. They can take things naturally from people. They have fathers and brothers and aunts and uncles; but I can’t be on any such relations with any one. I like to pretend that you belong to me, just to play with the idea, but of course I know you don’t. I’m alone, really—with my back to the wall fighting the world—and I get sort of gaspy when I think about it. I put it out of my mind, and keep on pretending; but don’t you see, Daddy? I can’t accept any more money than I have to, because some day I shall be wanting to pay it back, and even as great an author as I intend to be, won’t be able to face a perfectly tremendous debt.

  I’d love pretty hats and things, but I mustn’t mortgage the future to pay for them.

  You’ll forgive me, won’t you, for being so rude? I have an awful habit of writing impulsively when I first think things, and then posting the letter beyond recall. But if I sometimes seem thoughtless and ungrateful, I never mean it. In my heart I thank you always for the life and freedom and independence that you have given me. My childhood was just a long, sullen stretch of revolt, and now I am so happy every moment of the day that I can’t believe it’s true. I feel like a made-up heroine in a story-book.

  It’s a quarter past two. I’m going to tiptoe out to the mail chute and get this off now. You’ll receive it in the next mail after the other; so you won’t have a very long time to think bad of me.

  Good night, Daddy,

  I love you always,

  JUDY.

  May 4th.

  Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,

  Field Day last Saturday. It was a very spectacular occasion. First we had a parade of all the classes, with everybody dressed in white linen, the Seniors carrying blue and gold Japanese umbrellas, and the Juniors white and yellow banners. Our class had crimson balloons—very fetching, especially as they were always getting loose and floating off—and the Freshmen wore green tissue-paper hats with long streamers. Also we had a band in blue uniforms hired from town. Also about a dozen funny people, like clowns in a circus, to keep the spectators entertained between events.

  Julia was dressed as a fat country man with a linen duster and whiskers and baggy umbrella. Patsy Moriarty (Patricia, really. Did you ever hear such a name? Mrs. Lippett couldn’t have done better.) who is tall and thin was Julia’s wife in an absurd green bonnet over one ear. Waves of laughter followed them the whole length of the course. Julia played the part extremely well. I never dreamed that a Pendleton could display so much comedy spirit—begging Master Jervie’s pardon; I don’t consider him a true Pendleton though, any more than I consider you a true Trustee.

  Sallie and I weren’t in the parade because we were entered for the events. And what do you think? We both won! At least in something. We tried for the running broad jump and lost; but Sallie won the pole-vaulting (seven feet three inches) and I won the fifty-yard dash (eight seconds).

  I was pretty panting at the end, but it was great fun, with the whole class waving balloons and cheering and yelling:

  What’s the matter with Judy Abbott?

  She’s all right.

  Who’s all right?

  Judy Ab-bott!

  That, Daddy, is true fame. Then trotting back to the dressing tent and being rubbed down with alcohol and having a lemon to suck. You see we’re very professional. It’s a fine thing to win an event for your class, because the class that wins the most gets the athletic cup for the year. The Seniors won it this year, with seven events to their credit. The athletic association gave a dinner in the gymnasium to all of the winners. We had fried soft-shell crabs, and chocolate ice-cream molded in the shape of basket balls.

  I sat up half of last night reading “Jane Eyre.”41 Are you old enough, Daddy, to remember sixty years ago? And if so, did people talk that way?

  The haughty Lady Blanche says to the footman, “Stop your chattering, knave, and do my bidding.” Mr. Rochester talks about the metal welkin when he means the sky; and as for the mad woman who laughs like a hyena and sets fire to bed curtains and tears up wedding veils and bites—it’s melodrama of the purest, but just the same, you read and read and read. I can’t see how any girl could have written such a book, especially any girl who was brought up in a churchyard. There’s something about those Brontës that fascinates me. Their books, their lives, their spirit. Where did they get it? When I was reading about little Jane’s troubles in the charity school, I got so angry that I had to go out and take a walk. I understood exactly how she felt. Having known Mrs. Lippett, I could see Mr. Brocklehurst.

  Don’t be outraged, Daddy. I am not intimating that the John Grier Home was like the Lowood
Institute.42 We had plenty to eat and plenty to wear, sufficient water to wash in, and a furnace in the cellar. But there was one deadly likeness. Our lives were absolutely monotonous and uneventful. Nothing nice ever happened, except ice-cream on Sundays, and even that was regular. In all the eighteen years I was there I only had one adventure—when the woodshed burned. We had to get up in the night and dress so as to be ready in case the house should catch. But it didn’t catch and we went back to bed.

  Everybody likes a few surprises; it’s a perfectly natural human craving. But I never had one until Mrs. Lippett called me to the office to tell me that Mr. John Smith was going to send me to college. And then she broke the news so gradually that it just barely shocked me.

  You know, Daddy, I think that the most necessary quality for any person to have is imagination. It makes people able to put themselves in other people’s places. It makes them kind and sympathetic and understanding. It ought to be cultivated in children. But the John Grier Home instantly stamped out the slightest flicker that appeared. Duty was the one quality that was encouraged. I don’t think children ought to know the meaning of the word; it’s odious, detestable. They ought to do everything from love.

  Wait until you see the orphan asylum that I am going to be the head of! It’s my favorite play at night before I go to sleep. I plan it out to the littlest detail—the meals and clothes and study and amusements and punishments; for even my superior orphans are sometimes bad.

  But anyway, they are going to be happy. I think that every one, no matter how many troubles he may have when he grows up, ought to have a happy childhood to look back upon. And if I ever have any children of my own, no matter how unhappy I may be, I am not going to let them have any cares until they grow up.

  (There goes the chapel bell—I’ll finish this letter sometime.)

  Thursday.

  When I came in from laboratory this afternoon, I found a squirrel sitting on the tea table helping himself to almonds. These are the kind of callers we entertain now that warm weather has come and the window stays open—

  Saturday morning.

  Perhaps you think, last night being Friday, with no classes today, that I passed a nice quiet, readable evening with the set of Stevenson43 that I bought with my prize money? But if so, you’ve never attended a girls’ college, Daddy dear. Six friends dropped in to make fudge, and one of them dropped the fudge—while it was still liquid—right in the middle of our best rug. We shall never be able to clean up the mess.

  I haven’t mentioned any lessons of late; but we are still having them every day. It’s sort of a relief though, to get away from them and discuss life in the large—rather one-sided discussions that you and I hold, but that’s your own fault. You are welcome to answer back any time you choose.

  I’ve been writing this letter off and on for three days, and I fear by now vous êtes bien bored!

  Good-by, nice Mr. Man,

  JUDY.

  Mr. Daddy-Long-Legs Smith.

  SIR: Having completed the study of argumentation and the science of dividing a thesis into heads, I have decided to adopt the following form for letter-writing. It contains all the necessary facts, but no unnecessary verbiage.

  I. We had written examinations this week in:

  a. Chemistry.

  b. History.

  II. A new dormitory is being built.

  a. Its material is:

  a. red brick.

  b. gray stone.

  b. Its capacity will be:

  a. one dean, five instructors.

  b. two hundred girls.

  c. one housekeeper, three cooks, twenty waitresses, twenty chambermaids.

  III. We had junket for dessert to-night.

  IV. I am writing a special topic upon the Sources of Shakespeare’s Plays.

  V. Lou McMahon slipped and fell this afternoon at basket ball, and she:

  a. Dislocated her shoulder.

  b. Bruised her knee.

  VI. I have a new hat trimmed with:

  a. Blue velvet ribbon.

  b. Two blue quills.

  c. Three red pompons.

  VII. It is half-past nine.

  VIII. Good night.

  JUDY.

  June 2d.

  Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,

  You will never guess the nice thing that has happened.

  The McBrides have asked me to spend the summer at their camp in the Adirondacks! They belong to a sort of club on a lovely little lake in the middle of the woods. The different members have houses made of logs dotted about among the trees, and they go canoeing on the lake, and take long walks through trails to other camps, and have dances once a week in the club house—Jimmie McBride is going to have a college friend visiting him part of the summer, so you see we shall have plenty of men to dance with.

  Wasn’t it sweet of Mrs. McBride to ask me? It appears that she liked me when I was there for Christmas.

  Please excuse this being short. It isn’t a real letter; it’s just to let you know that I’m disposed of for the summer.

  Yours,

  In a very contented frame of mind.

  JUDY.

  June 5th.

  Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,

  Your secretary man has just written to me saying that Mr. Smith prefers that I should not accept Mrs. McBride’s invitation, but should return to Lock Willow the same as last summer.

  Why, why, why, Daddy?

  You don’t understand about it. Mrs. McBride does want me, really and truly. I’m not the least bit of trouble in the house. I’m a help. They don’t take up many servants, and Sallie and I can do lots of useful things. It’s a fine chance for me to learn housekeeping. Every woman ought to understand it, and I only know asylum-keeping.

  There aren’t any girls our age at the camp, and Mrs. McBride wants me for a companion for Sallie. We are planning to do a lot of reading together. We are going to read all of the books for next year’s English and sociology. The Professor said it would be a great help if we would get our reading finished in the summer; and it’s so much easier to remember it, if we read together and talk it over.

  Just to live in the same house with Sallie’s mother is an education. She’s the most interesting, entertaining, companionable, charming woman in the world; she knows everything. Think how many summers I’ve spent with Mrs. Lippett and how I’ll appreciate the contrast. You needn’t be afraid that I’ll be crowding them, for their house is made of rubber. When they have a lot of company, they just sprinkle tents about in the woods and turn the boys outside. It’s going to be such a nice, healthy summer exercising out of doors every minute. Jimmie McBride is going to teach me how to ride horseback and paddle a canoe, and how to shoot and—oh, lots of things I ought to know. It’s the kind of nice, jolly, care-free time that I’ve never had; and I think every girl deserves it once in her life. Of course I’ll do exactly as you say, but please, please let me go, Daddy. I’ve never wanted anything so much.

  This isn’t Jerusha Abbott, the future great author, writing to you. It’s just Judy—a girl.

  June 9th.

  Mr. John Smith.

  SIR: Yours of the 7th inst. at hand. In compliance with the instructions received through your secretary, I leave on Friday next to spend the summer at Lock Willow Farm.

  I hope always to remain,

  (MISS) JERUSHA ABBOTT.

  LOCK WILLOW FARM,

  August Third.

  Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,

  It has been nearly two months since I wrote, which wasn’t nice of me, I know, but I haven’t loved you much this summer—you see I’m being frank!

  You can’t imagine how disappointed I was at having to give up the McBrides’ camp. Of course I know that you’re my guardian, and that I have to regard your wishes in all matters, but I couldn’t see any reason. It was so distinctly the best thing that could have happened to me. If I had been Daddy, and you had been Judy, I should have said, “Bless you, my child, run along and have a good time; see lots of n
ew people and learn lots of new things; live out of doors, and get strong and well and rested for a year of hard work.”

  But not at all! Just a curt line from your secretary ordering me to Lock Willow.

  It’s the impersonality of your commands that hurts my feelings. It seems as though, if you felt the tiniest little bit for me the way I feel for you, you’d sometimes send me a message that you’d written with your own hand, instead of those beastly typewritten secretary’s notes. If there were the slightest hint that you cared, I’d do anything on earth to please you.

  I know that I was to write nice, long, detailed letters without ever expecting any answer. You’re living up to your side of the bargain—I’m being educated—and I suppose you’re thinking I’m not living up to mine!

  But, Daddy, it is a hard bargain. It is, really. I’m so awfully lonely. You are the only person I have to care for, and you are so shadowy. You’re just an imaginary man that I’ve made up—and probably the real you isn’t a bit like my imaginary you. But you did once, when I was ill in the infirmary, send me a message, and now, when I am feeling awfully forgotten, I get out your card and read it over.

  I don’t think I am telling you at all what I started to say, which was this:

  Although my feelings are still hurt, for it is very humiliating to be picked up and moved about by an arbitrary, peremptory, unreasonable, omnipotent, invisible Providence, still, when a man has been as kind and generous and thoughtful as you have heretofore been toward me, I suppose he has a right to be an arbitrary, peremptory, unreasonable, invisible Providence if he chooses, and so—I’ll forgive you and be cheerful again. But I still don’t enjoy getting Sallie’s letters about the good times they are having in camp!